#masturbation

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Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.
"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"
by GingerLion20 July 27, 2016

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Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.
I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.
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by Eaton Holgoode April 01, 2018

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La manuela; masturbating, jerking off, playing with one's self.
Te haces la manuela por las noches?
by LocDoc IndraV December 04, 2016

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When a man is jerking off and his balls slap the pinky finger side of his hand, he is bean beating!
Don’t shake that dudes hand, he’s a bean beater!
by Redjack411 May 28, 2018

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The bone that attaches the muscle from your elbow to your forearm. If your arms hurt from Carpal tunnel, this is that bone. STOP JACKING OFF
Oh, I hurt my quinvery bone jacking to that new hot beach guy in class.
by Rexysexy March 15, 2018

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When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.
Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.
by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 01, 2018

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When one plucks their vagina like a violin.
"Do you mind Violin Plucking my cooter just to rile me up? "Sure, my sweet daughter"
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

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