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Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.
The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.
by I, Wreckerrr October 08, 2016
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Male masturbation
Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.
Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!
by I, Wreckerrr November 04, 2016
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When someone is caught masturbating.
Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.
by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
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This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.
Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"
by I, Wreckerrr January 02, 2017
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When you are jerking it in the bathroom after a shower and use your plaid underwear to ejaculate on and wrapping it around the head of your penis thus looking like the stereotype of a towel head(Arab man).
I used my boxers the other night as a Towelhead for my dick.
by Dman$M00th March 21, 2017
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When a man named randy jacks off
Randy: "yeah I really randolfed last night if Ya know what I mean"
by MRP10 December 30, 2016
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