#masturbating

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masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric
"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"
by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018

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Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.
"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

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When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating
Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper
by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017

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Doing the act of masturbating while mad for some reason
”Man, Mark surely is madturbating after Sylvia called him a nerd”
by mark ze snek February 22, 2017

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When you take a full cap of NyQuil and try to masturbate before the NyQuil consumes you. If you succeed, you’ve beaten NyQuil, if you don’t...well...the pharmacists win.
“Dude, jermey is a huge Insomnyphiactic, his wife was telling me all about it.”
“Did you know I’m an insomnyphiatic?”
by BadAssKiwiQueen October 14, 2018

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a guy who is always horny and wants to fuck his closest female-friend
Girl: what was hairbrush lookin ass doing in English class?
Boy: oh, he was masturbating to a refrigerator commercial
by the_guy_boy March 05, 2019

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