#masturbating

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Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.
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by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

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Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.
"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

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When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating
Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper
by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017

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masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric
"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"
by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018

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Doing the act of masturbating while mad for some reason
”Man, Mark surely is madturbating after Sylvia called him a nerd”
by mark ze snek February 22, 2017

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