#masturbate

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Ew gross! Daniel is converting the native in the back of the bus.

Damn that bitch is fine! I'm gonna think about her when I convert the native tonight after work!
by ChewableAvb July 07, 2017

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Masturbating as much as you can in a short period of time
“Yeah, man. My period is starting soon so i gotta masturbinge before it starts”
Mood
by Area Rug June 10, 2018

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a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself
I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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The stimulation or manipulation of ones own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self gratification.
I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.
by Gymfreak53 May 25, 2017

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to mooch: to suck one's own c**k
The Mooch mooched himself last night
by moochmuncher July 29, 2017

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Used for pleasure
If your to young or to lazy to get one a vibrater use a electric toothbrush.
by Vibrater March 13, 2018

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To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.
I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.
by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017

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