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The stimulation or manipulation of ones own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self gratification.
I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.
by Gymfreak53 May 25, 2017
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to mooch: to suck one's own c**k
The Mooch mooched himself last night
by moochmuncher July 29, 2017
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a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself
I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.
I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.
by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017
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From the french slang 'quiche' or 'jerk', masturbating at night to fall asleep.
I couldn't stop thinking about the day and fall asleep until I had my midnight quiche.
by Arbuff October 26, 2016
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When you have to masturbate at work
Ryan keeps talking bout pussy grip. Man I'm so hard I have to do an office pop
by Liluzisquirt August 17, 2017
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Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.
Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...
by Ggirentafogg January 19, 2018
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