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A type of person who plays alot and likes to say they have no heart what so ever but deep down one of the most emotional person in the world.
Dude that girl is such a carissa, all bark and no bite.
by j.f.54 January 13, 2017

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A Saanai is a type of girl who don’t take shit from nobody. She be trippin always but no one really cares. Saanai got those long ass braids that you just have no idea where they comin from. She can make enemy’s by just lookin at someone, but that’s actually because she can’t mind her business when a huge ass girl plops her ass down near her.
Nig 1: Bro you saw that girl who be walking all around the place? She never leaves!
Nig 2: bro stay away from that girl. She a Saanai!
Nig 1: oh shit wtf man
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by Oholyshit May 20, 2018

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A fuck ass nigga he will say he's all that and know he be stunting everyone else
Man I just hate him ugh Kevin's
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by Veryright April 09, 2018

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time to kill myself
Omg. He just asked me to prom and he is so ugly. ttkms
by The real GatorX February 26, 2018

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Tyler: Knock Knock!
Cody: Who's there?
Tyler: Canoe.
Cody: Canoe who?
Tyler: Canoe help me with my homework?
Cody: LOL
by Codylisious June 22, 2016

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"laughing my ass off"
lmao you got shitfaced fgt XD
by ayy lmao XD September 03, 2016

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A small little dwarf like human, usually complemented with red hair, that likes to drink all of your Mountain Dew. These small delicate creatures can not handle a poke to the kidney with your index finger, as they will hop out their seat in surprise.
Did you see Matteo chug that can in seconds, how does he fit it in that small body.
by Hey der May 28, 2018

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