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A woman pretending to be a lezbian and being loud about it.
Stop being a shlez.
I'm a shlez I only act like a lezbian.
by Spudding December 03, 2017

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A girl in a lesbian relationship who is usually a bottom. She likes to recieve rather than give and she is also most likely to stop texting when she sees you're also typing.
You might not want to hook up with Laiana, she just lies there because she's such a pillow princess.
by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

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a slang for lesbian
"look at that hoy lez kitty man! shes hot."
by backyarkcoldone January 31, 2018

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A non-lesbian woman who rejects men by telling them that she is a lesbian.
Woman: I'm a leabian.
Man: Your dating profile says you're straight.
Woman: Exactly.
by NotTheFirstLeabian May 28, 2017

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A slang term for lesbian women.
Look at the fucking clit cuddlers over there.
by Seb'sdeffs January 10, 2018

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Person 1: ur dAd!!1!1

Person 2: ?????

*person 2 goes on urban dictionary*

Person 2: ; - ;
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by Agust D? May 26, 2018

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will turn you lesbian. has a 1 inch punisher and will give you 0 plesure avoid timmy's at all cost.
that guy is such a timmy.
by lesbialover420blaze______ July 05, 2019

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