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Screw my life
Person 1: Did you study for the bio quiz?
Person 2: No, it was today???
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: SML
by Double Helix44 February 06, 2017
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A guy that friend-zones the hottest and most loyal friend he can get. Although he is very funny and nice, he can sometimes be annoying as he doesn't listen to other people's opinions about who to date. Fletcher likes new girls to crush on as sometimes he gets BORED of the people who legitimately care for him. Many people get lost in his charming blue eyes and blonde hair but is awoken by how he again FRIEND-ZONES them.
Girl 1- Look at that hot guy!
Girl 2- I wouldn't touch him as he is a Fletcher

Girl 1- oh
by ugh111 July 12, 2017
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an emotionally unstable lesbian/problem child who is trying her best and cant succeed.
"why does she exist??"

"there needs to be a gabbriella in the world smh"
by homosexualproblemchild December 19, 2017
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I such a burden, I should just kms
by AnonymousTeardrops December 13, 2017
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