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The inventor of air as well as the second coming of jesus. Born in berlin in 1965, lil pump was a young child running from soviet troops since his early years. He shows his struggles through his song an example shows when in the lyrics "lil pump ooh, lil pump yah" he shows the struggle of his life as is emotions are being trained by the tyranny of his torture-filled life running from soviet spies and the KGB. After his entrance into harvard after the invention of air he then exclaimed "im sorry my friends, i must go and save the rap game for the good of the world". In conclusion lil pump is a true prophet and god
Bungo:HAIL PUMP
Moogis:YES BRUDDAH HAIL PUMP
Lil pump is the second coming of jesus
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by Stoopid man January 18, 2018

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