#joke

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When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.

The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.
Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tired right now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!
by karsick August 15, 2018

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Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.
Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.
by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017

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As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!
Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol
by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016

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Someone that is below a joke, a yappie talks a lot but doesn't act upon what they preach...
Oscar:"I thought you were going to show up at the party last night
Leon: "Dude, my girl wouldn't let me go out!
Oscar: "You're such a yappie.
by dsffa December 14, 2017

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A totally real ship of two people named Alex and Shaylee. This ship is usually supported by Amelia.
"Shaylex is my OTP!!!!!" Amelia
by Shneveah June 29, 2018

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You worship a towel
I'm apart of towelism
by Rockonthehouse May 31, 2018

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When there is a opportunity for a (painfully) evident joke to be made about something.
"...And she said it was really small!"
Someone who just stepped into the conversation:
"Your dick? LOL"
"Come on, dude. I know it was an open goal as soon as I would say that, but was that really necessary...?"
by soup-man October 05, 2017

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