A Johnson is a person or can be used to describe a peron who is usually a big sports fan even if he is shit at it. He can be bipolar sometimes he may be the best friend you could dream of but other times he will be the biggest cunt you ever met. He may also have a massive cock but usually doesn't know what to do with it.
Wow he is such a classic Johnson.
by Bobby Hurst June 08, 2018