#jizz

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When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.
Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

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When you jizz in your underwear at night and don’t get up to clean it
I did a McCrusta last night and I didn’t like it
by Iffy uh April 06, 2018

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The type of recuperative excercise needed after sustaining a penis injury.
The doctor gave me a requisition for jizzio therapy, after that all night bang fest with Timmy's mom.
by Triwolf July 30, 2018

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When Instead of jizzing in a girls face you just jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with it
I hit her with the mcsquibbly dude!
by Iffy uh April 06, 2018

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Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 02, 2017

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When water from a shower makes your cum clog into a ball and eventually clog your shower drain
"Man I just spent 300 dollars because my drain was clogged with sand chubbys"
by defense against sand chubbys July 05, 2017

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A place of storage for excessive amounts of male ejaculate. (Usually a females private parts) sometimes in the belly, rectum, or mouth of said female. This girl exclusively refers to all males as "daddy" and will beg to get her holes filled regardless of the situation or surroundings she's in.
Hey, I went to Sarah's last night to give her a condolences card about her grandpa that just died. She opened the door and immediately dropped to her knees to deepthroat me. I wiped the fun off with the card. It would have been a better story if she wasnt underaged and wasn't her 65 year old uncle. My neice is a legitamate cum dump
by BallHogMike July 08, 2018

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