#jizz

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According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps:
Arin: "You'll get desert jellies. Jizz is one of the worst things for your drain."
Dan: "What?! Who calls them that?"
Arin: "The army. The shower is the only place where you can get semi-privacy in the army in some cases so dudes will often jack it in the shower clogging the drain and then their little desert jellies will come rising to the surface."
Arin Hanson: "Desert Jellies! I'm serious! If you are in the military..."
by buttlet88 March 19, 2017
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When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.
Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
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Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 02, 2017
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(Verb) When you cum so big it blows the head of your pecker off.
Man what happened to Nick?

Oh you know, too much power cumming. He blew the head of his peen off.
by Capt'n Dunlop January 02, 2017
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When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.
My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.
via giphy
by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018
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When water from a shower makes your cum clog into a ball and eventually clog your shower drain
"Man I just spent 300 dollars because my drain was clogged with sand chubbys"
by defense against sand chubbys July 05, 2017
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