#jizz

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When you jizz in your underwear at night and don’t get up to clean it
I did a McCrusta last night and I didn’t like it
by Iffy uh April 06, 2018

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When Instead of jizzing in a girls face you just jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with it
I hit her with the mcsquibbly dude!
by Iffy uh April 06, 2018

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When water from a shower makes your cum clog into a ball and eventually clog your shower drain
"Man I just spent 300 dollars because my drain was clogged with sand chubbys"
by defense against sand chubbys July 05, 2017

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Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 02, 2017

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A place of storage for excessive amounts of male ejaculate. (Usually a females private parts) sometimes in the belly, rectum, or mouth of said female. This girl exclusively refers to all males as "daddy" and will beg to get her holes filled regardless of the situation or surroundings she's in.
Hey, I went to Sarah's last night to give her a condolences card about her grandpa that just died. She opened the door and immediately dropped to her knees to deepthroat me. I wiped the fun off with the card. It would have been a better story if she wasnt underaged and wasn't her 65 year old uncle. My neice is a legitamate cum dump
by BallHogMike July 08, 2018

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Our lad Glen
Drew: Any one seen our lad Glen?
Lan: You mean Jizz Ball?
by Jizz Ball April 17, 2019

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The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019

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