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A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him
Yo look its jacob that bitch.
by Ella strui March 12, 2018

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Jacob wade-moran is he most antisocial person there is on the planet
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by TheKingOFKongs May 29, 2018

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He is the most annoying son of a gun you’ll ever meet but he is alright sometimes.
Jacob is such an asswhole he cauld me a cracker.
by Kaleb McGinnis May 08, 2018

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A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.
Seriously Jacob? You're that dumb?
by Randomguy here lol May 07, 2018

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jacob is the ugliest retard you will ever meet hes the biggest pussie and doesn't know what 1+1 equals. he is a complete dumb ass and loves raping hoes in the ass
ohhhhh jacob harder baby
by ohhhhhhh yeaaaa jacob November 30, 2017

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Some one that deserves a jacob takera and Jacob are usually to people met for each other that follows of alot
Jacob and takera are so cute together
by Darian black December 23, 2016

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He likes men is very horny with a group of greasers and really likes dry used straws up the rear and loves his Hair GEL He Always Uses

Small Cockob is Like Jacob
Yo Small Cockob
by George Ghenning January 31, 2018

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