#human

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ordin is and somewhat intelligent okay guy who is sometimes funny but has no taste of girls and his eyebrows split weird ordin will not get a girl cause he doesnt want to and no girls like him now maybe in the future but he is a good guy with horrible tast in food and friends
ordin is a good guy
by jjjjjjjjjccjjj September 07, 2017

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Plants are organisms that farm humans, giving them oxygen until they eventually die and then they use the humans bodies as their food/fertilizer
Human 1: this plants looks beautiful
Human 2: I don't trust plants for some reason
by Mask of the Shadow February 16, 2017

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A goddess from another dimension that can create an unlimited amount of food using quantum physics.
Mom, can you make some spaghetti?
by LordBobby_Smartman September 03, 2018

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Idk
I don’t or never knew how to human
by That non-human May 03, 2018

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noun. Glorious, glorious, saggy ball, usually found with a twin, both holding genetic material required for fertilizing female eggs and between the legs of a human male.
verb. to beat the girthy rod of meat (called, by scientists, a penis) to the point of semen finding its way out of the male nutts. (can be achieved by beating it (o/i)n literally anything, including tables or various orifices on a female)
noun. I fondle my nutts sometimes.
verb. I've already nutt about 15 times in No-Nutt November.
by DickholeofJizzJuice April 20, 2018

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A human that is a human.
That person looks pretty pro!
by proheckydang February 25, 2019

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