#hot carl

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A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

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Acronym for:
fucking randy as shit like a bastard - used extensively in the 1960s to signify one was fucking randy as shit. Like a bastard.
Taylor: "Yo Dick"
Dick: "Yo Taylor"
Taylor: "What's happenin' Dick?"
Dick: "Just saw my twin bro in the shower jacking off, now i'm FRASLAB"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

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One who fucks a frozen chicken
CNN News reporter: "Yeah pulled this bitch last night. Got her ass home. Sobered tha fuk up tho. She was rank and i couldna get wood. Pulled a frozen chicken outta tha deep freeze. The ho fingered her slime hole throughout. Even ma dog licked tha bitch out. Man ima frozen chicken fucker"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

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Technical definition for a minge eater
Stacey: "Milly, come over here and eat my fucking unwashed beaver, i want a feminist"
Milly: "Sure, but i wish you had a dick, dicks rule"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

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A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 23, 2016

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When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.
Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.
by Stevous September 02, 2017

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