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Large male penis.
"Andre the giant was huge! He must of had one hell of a hog in his shorts ."

"Kevin's gotta hog on him, that thing is as thick as a beer can!"
by Carlsbad3737 July 05, 2017

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When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog
Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"
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by Giant thunder cock October 31, 2018

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person: hognob is hoggod
by Hognob is my sugardaddy May 03, 2018

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