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A hobo that lives in an abandoned minibus and jerks off into empty turtle shells.
RUN AWAY, IT'S CARVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Gil Avrahami February 02, 2017

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Another word for a Hobo
I gave a wum / Wummy money the other day
by Okigcanujustpostthx August 08, 2017

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A human being which chooses to be homeless to enjoy the free lifestyle of avoiding stupid people
I encountered a man earlier, he appeared to have been a hoboerectus, he seemed happier alone on a park bench, sitting across from the other people being stupid
by Dicktonarry September 18, 2018

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