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A ghost.
"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."
by otkn December 19, 2016

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When someone you were dating ghosts on you, and you keep their shit as a tax for them disappearing.
The day before the exam she lent me her bar exam prep books, wished me luck, and told me she would cook us dinner after the exam. After the exam she said she was too busy, and then ghosted. I'm keeping the books as a ghost tax.
by hardballs December 08, 2016

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Pretending to be interested in a person and pursuing a relationship. Once you fuck him/her, you slowly disappear from communication. Ghost. Each day a few less texts until none at all.
I had awesome sex on Friday but now he ghosted me. I got ghost fucked.
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by Southern80 October 17, 2017

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A word used mainly in the early 1700s to describe sexual intercourse with a non living person or animal.
Father: hey son guess what i did last night?

Son: what dad?

Father: i had some real good trinket with your dead mother last night.
by Samhamington June 16, 2018

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A man who is literally a ghost. Tells you he's going to hang out with you then completely disappears off the face of the planet.

Also known as: Ghost, Flake, or Casper the Ghost
Guy 1: Dude Where is a Brandon Martin ?

Guy 2: Idk man he's literally a ghost
by gucci_socks April 13, 2017

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No one cares about you ; your the out of the picture figuratively
Helen was Out Of Focus at her high school
by Virg couter May 01, 2018

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