#german

Top Definition
Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.
Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."

Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"

Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."

Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."
by mckat September 29, 2017

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Is when Ania hits the net and grunts like a pig... and the power puff girls lose!!!
That was a crotch flap shot she's so German like!!
by Arm Head June 01, 2018

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German for never ever or no way
Ich werde NIEMALS mit dir ausgehen! - I will never go out with you!
by Der Fledermausmann November 22, 2017

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Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.
Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck
via giphy
by Sparkle Hitler April 23, 2018

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