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The day where U fuck the shit out of your girlfriend
I am gonna fuck the shit out of u tonight April 16
by National fuck day May 24, 2018

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a spinning thing that is meant for people with ADHD but some idiots use it as well. also referred to as autistic shurikien
person:"Hey nice fidget spinner, can I have a go?"
person2:"Fuck off"
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by a kind of cool doughnut May 18, 2017

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A person whose favorite letter is the Capital "N" Ms.Kim loves to fuck up 6th graders life if they whisper behind her small ass back. Her eyes are virtually invisible and she works for the Korean Government. Her dad is Kim Jong Un and her mom is dead. She post disturbing photos on FaceBook and is often called the fucking leader of the fucking science teachers. She was born an accident and was placed in a nuclear launcher and was launched to the USA. She is now 33 years old with 2 kids and a half bald husband. she does not know how to rock that body.
Fuck MS.Kim and her non existent asshole.
Thank you.
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by DickMom March 04, 2017

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A SFW way of saying fuck
Oh fluck! No!
by VolemTheGolem July 04, 2018

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When Brightheart converts to Islam and causes the mass flooding of JonTron's anus with the water from Horthy's Tear Ducts and causing Hillary Clinton to do the Tidus dance and cause a pit to hell to open and cause the Globgogabgalab to schwabble across the former Third Reich and turn into Ass Ketchup
Miklós Horthy did the Irebulenem Dance
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by Admiral Firestar May 22, 2018

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I'm like bitch, who is your mans?, aye
Can't keep my dick in my pants, aye
My bitch don't love me no more, aye
She kick me out I'm like vro, aye
That bitch don't wanna be friends, aye
I gave her dick, she got mad, aye
She put her tongue on my dick, aye
Look at my wrist, about 10, aye
Just got a pound of that boof, aye
Brought that shit straight to the booth, aye
Tommy my Hilfiger boots, aye
She said want fuck bitch, I do, aye
You put a gun on my mans, aye
I put a hole in your parents, aye
I just got lean on my ksubis, aye
I got an uzi no uzi, aye
Fuck on me, look at me, Ay
Fuck on me, yeah, look at me, ay
Look at me, look at me, yeah
Fuck on me, yeah
Look at me, yeah, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me, yeah
Look at me, fuck on me
Yeah, ay
I took a white bitch to starbucks
That lil' bitch got her throat fucked
I like to rock out, I'm misfit
My emo bitch like her wrist slit
Curly hair bitch like I'm Corbin
Got like three bitches, I'm mormon
Skeet on your main bitch's forehead
Don't want your pussy, just want head
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, yeah, aye
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, yeah
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by XXXTHE PREACHER June 10, 2018

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a dumbass pussy that is weak as shit and should be the next fucking chicken little and die
Fuck u Ashraf this is ms.collis btw
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by Ashraf April 05, 2019

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