#fml

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Fuck My Life, And Yours - When you having a shit storm moment and it get amplified by dumbass people, questions, comments, or suggestions.
Office Guy: I got a meeting in five minutes and the printer says there’s a paper jam. I opened the tray but there’s no jam, FML.
Tech Guy: Well it sounds you’re having a case of the Mondays. Did you check to see if the printer is on?
Office Guy: I just told you the printer says it has a paper jam!
Tech Guy: Ok well I’ll send someone down tomorrow to take a look at it.
Office Guy: FMLAY!
by Vaslious November 23, 2017

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Fml
Fuck me Lawrence .

Lawerence is just a random name for someone you want to fuck
I want to show Kurt that I can put it down if you know what I’m saying so I texted him fml and he said “when ? “
by Nasty Joe🤙🏾 May 03, 2018

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#fuck my life

FMK

fuck me
T: we have a test today?

S: yeahh, didn’t you study?

T: mfuck
by coolbitch123 February 19, 2018

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