#florida

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Florida ice is the term used in the Southeast for the dangerously slippery road conditions that occur immediately after rain begins and grease and oil rise to the top of the just-wet road. After enough rain, the oil and grease are washed away and the road has better traction.
Rental car companies love the rainy season because of the business they get due to Florida ice.
by Gulfgirl January 18, 2017

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Stuffy, hot-as-hell hellhole with all of the culture of a irritated canker sore, run by a combination of incompetent local rednecks and incompetent transplants running from warrants/pending litigation from NY/PA/NJ, sometimes PR. Famous for Florida Man, rigged elections, and Viagra sales.
If it always feels like summer, your kids are competing for valedictorian with the other family that taught theirs how to spell "cat", and you're sure the guy who stole your car for an 8ball is your waiter -- congratulations! You're in Florida!
by Florida Man 69 May 28, 2019

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Dumbway is basically referring to downtown Florida🤙🏽
Guy : oh u from West Palm (Florida) ,Which part
Guy #2 : I stay downtown, dumbway shit 🤙🏽😬
by OfficialRissy June 13, 2018

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Someone or something that lives in Florida.
My friend Naya is a fellow member of the floradorian squad!
Wow Hailey, you never told me you live in Florida, now I know you're a floradorian!
by X_x_N_o_t_J_a_s_o_n_x_X420 July 28, 2018

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A stolen car.
Just me in the splack. I'm watching my front, I'm watching my back...
by Stonedleaner June 10, 2019

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Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World.
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida Sam: What? Jack Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World. Sam: oH.. lol
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by FloridaGaming February 17, 2019

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The act of falling asleep or getting knocked out after a fight etc.
Ky: Yo jit was completely slump(ed) yesterday
Me: That’s what he get for staying up all night
by Wavvy-bloodsuckka January 08, 2019

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