#failure

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a large glob of grease and fat that somehow learned to speak and communicate with others
damn that girl is really a danielking
by daniel kings mom September 12, 2018

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Making the worst possible decision at the worst possible time.
*Fakes a punt on 4th&5 and doesn’t convert*
Mike Tomlin: “Wow, I really tomlined that one.”
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by H1x1H December 23, 2018

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