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When you show your weinerberg to someone over FaceTime
I obey the law 3-5 times a week
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by Weinerberg69 January 31, 2018

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A father you only see in FaceTime
Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.
by MightyMango June 23, 2016

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