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The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.
Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?
by RetSet May 19, 2017

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The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs
Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!
by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

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The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.
I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.
by Diddle Jack October 05, 2016

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When everything about something is dumpy
Me: Wtf, I can’t listen to my headphones and charge it at the same time

Nikki: nah, sis

Wow, what a dump fest
by Chode skye May 17, 2018

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Dress up as a bird suit and take a dump in your bro's oven
"Brad Dove(in) -ed my oven Ray?!'

"Can't bake beans on these racks no more!"

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