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Being completely shit faced to the point where you don't remember anything thats happened and having to get carried back home.
Josh: "Bro, last night was amazing, I was completely wasted"
Brody: "Na bro, you were way past that, you literally vanessad"
by SaugaMan99 September 18, 2018

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Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
by SmokinHotGinger October 07, 2016

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Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness
Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked
by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

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Designated Drunk Driver

When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.
As soon as Tom gets his head out the toilet, he'll be taking us home. He's the DDD.
by nasnasir March 25, 2017

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FGB is short for Finna Get Blind; it's when you're so drunk you get temporarily blind.
Let's go out tonight; I'm FGB.
via giphy
by fynagetblind August 30, 2017

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Similar to lit, except places can’t be nolled. Only people can be nolled.
I drank an entire fifth, now I’m nolled.
by musclewire October 27, 2018

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When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered
Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered
by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

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