#dildo

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A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.
My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.
by Nargacuga King August 28, 2017

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When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos
Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy
by Vemsseak July 18, 2016

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A big giant dildo
My girlfriend wanted to use a strap on the other night... I might as well change my name to Gregory.
by Ms.FluffyLlamapants August 24, 2018

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~ Tela•dil•donics
The act of telling someone (tela) that there dildo (dil•do) is next level. {teladildonics}
Dude, you’re dildo is so teladildonics that’s how amazing it is!
by Indian who farts in the wind March 07, 2018

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An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick
God dylan you're such a dildo XD
by Emma XD February 08, 2018

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A dildo.
My wife lives her new Welsh love spoon.
by Brother Matthew October 16, 2017

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A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 08, 2017

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