#dildo

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When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos
Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy
by Vemsseak July 18, 2016

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A four-sided dildo in the shape of an 'X'
Grab the xildo!
by TheDankestPepe August 22, 2016

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When u shit in a condom, freeze it and proceed to as a dildo.
Honey! Have u seen my shit stick

No but I can make a new one if u like
by Hollie Grieve May 11, 2018

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A cucumber that you stick up your ass.
"Mom, can I use that dildoci in your hand so I can shove it up my ass?"
by Minister Mandy December 18, 2017

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A dildo.
My wife lives her new Welsh love spoon.
by Brother Matthew October 16, 2017

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A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 08, 2017

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A common nickname for a 2 inch dildo.
Hah, that dildo was so uncomfortable up my vagina, total jopepper.
by Bob junifor February 10, 2017

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