#dildo

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A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.
My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.
by Nargacuga King August 28, 2017

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A big giant dildo
My girlfriend wanted to use a strap on the other night... I might as well change my name to Gregory.
by Ms.FluffyLlamapants August 24, 2018

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A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 08, 2017

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A cucumber that you stick up your ass.
"Mom, can I use that dildoci in your hand so I can shove it up my ass?"
by Minister Mandy December 18, 2017

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A four-sided dildo in the shape of an 'X'
Grab the xildo!
by TheDankestPepe August 22, 2016

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When u shit in a condom, freeze it and proceed to as a dildo.
Honey! Have u seen my shit stick

No but I can make a new one if u like
by Hollie Grieve May 11, 2018

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A dildo.
My wife lives her new Welsh love spoon.
by Brother Matthew October 16, 2017

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