#dad

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she is dad lmaoo
daughter: - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-, make me a sandwich!
son: yes daddy - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-!
by hydraxooo August 10, 2018

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Fidget spinning is a term for when a male spins a female around while she sits on his penis.
Hey, you should go fidget spinning with Mark!
by DaddyWiggles June 09, 2017

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Meyer is a loving machine that everyone loves and respects. If you are ever so lucky as to meet one, never let him go because he will treat you better then any other human being in the universe. Meyers will never let you down and will always be by your side no matter what. Unless you cheat on him in that case he will turn into a flaming ball of anger so strong that just looking at him will make you cum or squirt instantaneously and then die. Meyers are also always the most successful people besides other Meyers.
He is such a Meyer
by Bruce101lee December 12, 2018

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No one loves me and no one cares about me.
I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?
via giphy
by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 14, 2018

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The Dad Punishes Wife
TheDadPW is commonely know as The Dad Punishes Wife
by TheDadPW June 11, 2018

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Dad
The guy in my life who never came back.
my dad left bro.
by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

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A dad who drinks beer and is lazy and who doesn't attend to their children while their doing stuff. You normally see them wearing hawiian shirts or anything with birds or flowers.
Wow Timmy that's a very tropical dad over there
by Sjkakakskabs s September 29, 2017

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