When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.
I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017