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When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
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by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017

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That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.
I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.
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by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017

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When you have to burp, but it won’t come out. Like constipated, but with a burp.
After drinking a soda, Lainey was miserably burpipated.
by Lou Lou Cat January 17, 2019

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