#cock

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Fucking thick asss dick
Girls love the 1 and 1/2 thickness of my cock
by Absince of life :( January 18, 2017

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It's a handshake, but actually it's not with hands: it's with your own cock.

It is done in 3 steps:
- You start by gently rubbing each others uretra hole
-After you can feel each others urge to pee, you fondle your own balls with a rusty nail
- Then, you join your dick with your friends dick

It will bond you for life and will connect your spirit with God's soul.
Alex: Hey, have you heard the news?
Connie: What?
Alex: Rich did a bacalhau with Oliver and now he feels suddenly enlightened by God's knowledge.
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by mijinhas1234 May 29, 2018

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A fat ass cock
That guy had a bear boner
by RetroGaming January 11, 2018

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Noun. Slang for Raw Cock.
Bro, I gave Cindy the Rawk Hawk last night.
by M2Kiz May 30, 2017

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When a bitch is sucking your dick and you wrap your leg around her neck so she cant get the dick out of her throat and causes her to choke a massive wet blob of spit all over your dick
Fuck you jeff, i told you not to force your dick down my throat and hold me on it. Awh baby thats just the harlem hold.
by mrseco February 01, 2017

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Penis is a male body part which you use to fuck females and masturbate
I
fucked Katy in the pussy with my massive 14 inch Penis
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by Aye_Pussy January 31, 2017

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A cock mooch is someone who mooches for the cock. They mooch around to get cocks, no matter what size, color, and cleanliness.
You are a cock mooch!
That girl is a cock mooch.
by Mjc2016 January 14, 2017

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