#chode

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One who has a chode and can not get an erection
Don't be mean he has a limp chode
by The_dick_lover March 16, 2017
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Ref: Chode: The Node is a vaginal cavity that is equally deep as it is wide, thus perfectly bonding with the Chode. The Node, a very illusive and rare occurrence; when combined with the also very rare Chode, creates a super massive black hole that swallows all of humanity into a dark lifeless pit of gravity sucking nothingness. Hopefully that doesn't happen. Cuz fuck their happiness.
"When you bestowed your Chode, I asked myself, could I ever have another Chode whithin my Node."
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by Chode Complex December 16, 2016
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an annoying asshole
God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.
by changle December 29, 2016
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A total chode; a complete waste of space. An unhinged and/or irrational person.
OMG did you hear that dude at the bar talking about his hat? What a duante!
by LuciferLightbringer July 06, 2017
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when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race
Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.
by josepoppa July 30, 2016
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Adjective;

Describing a person who is oblivious and optimistic about the most mediocre circumstances.
Coworker: "Boy, I'm fired up about cranking out this paperwork today! Can we just get this day started already?!"

Me: "It's unreal how chodie you are."
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by Chodie Garner August 14, 2017
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A short fat penis usually the size of a nickel in width and about as long as a baby cucumber or baby carrot.
Sally: James had a Peternickel, it was so nasty.
Tori: Ew..
by SeanDiesel26 July 11, 2016
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