#cheese

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One who likes to look up their name in urbandictionary
Man Joseph
by A guy who likes cheese December 04, 2017

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The study of memes, how they work, and their impact on the human/animal population.
Person 1 : "Bro, I just got my degree in memeology"
Person 2 : "Wow, I didn't know that was a course."
Person 1 : "How could you, YOU F****** DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN/ANIMAL RACE!!!!"
Person 3 : "I LIKE CHEESE!"
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by litterthanu June 09, 2017

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a fat piece of shit.
damn that dude use to be small now hes eddie lacy
by SRIRACHA YOUR MOMMA March 14, 2017

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A pretty friendly normal guy. At least that's what he wants you to think. In actuality is a rat pretending to be a human. Common signs of being a Viki includes; eating tons of cheese, not sleeping, skipping school for cheese purposes, playing CS:GO.
Friend 1: Dude do you have any cheese on you?
Friend 2: Fuck dude you're such a Viki.
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by datatroller November 05, 2018

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A term for cutting the wrists.
Can also be used as "Dicing your cheese"
I've resorted to the ol' diced cheese.
by The Real Phantasm December 09, 2017

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Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
by SeƱorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018

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A disease contracted by weirdos who only eat certain cheeses at certain times of the year
OMG, Emma you've caught cheeson , have some halloumi whilst building your snowman.
by k;hrgoaihwrgiu563 September 07, 2018

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