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Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
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by MillionWords January 29, 2017

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you press every key on your key board . well done
You cant use qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./ in a sentence
by heywadisup February 09, 2018

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A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.
Your theory is utter horseradish!
by pc.wiz.tt December 05, 2017

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when you accept that you're dead inside
Friend: you should have a little optimism sometimes
me: I'M DEAD INSIDE! YAY! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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A gayass fook boi you play smash bros and smash dick and his brother. He can also run very fast and can also blow your dicks very very fast. The End
Shrekundi who smash his own bro. and play smash bros
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Straight bullshit
I call bushlaki on that one.
by Harsh 😶 June 12, 2018

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A person who practices the art of bullshitting, messing and fooling around or talking shit. The inspiration came from Edison's final year thesis.
Nigel is biomassing around hence, he is an official member of the biomassy.

Hey mark, stop pulling a biomassy on Kevin and let's be serious here.
by biomassy September 06, 2017

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