#bullshit

Top Definition
Absolute bullshit. On a scale from 0 to 100 where 100 is the truth and lower scores become progressively more bullshit, Trump is anything that scores a zero.
"Hey, you want to smoke some of this ganj?"
"Dude, that bag is Trump. It's pure oregano."
by Valerie Morghulis May 24, 2017

Mug icon
Buy a Trump mug!
Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
via giphy
by MillionWords January 29, 2017

Mug icon
Buy a load of crock mug!
placebo means bullshit
this is all placebo
by kaarolinnaa.__ May 08, 2018

Mug icon
Buy a placebo mug!
you press every key on your key board . well done
You cant use qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./ in a sentence
by heywadisup February 09, 2018

Mug icon
Buy a qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./ mug!
When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t
Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.
by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017

Mug icon
Buy a Anus mouth mug!
1. A more relaxed and informal way of delivering BS to employees. As opposed to delivering BS in the more formal meeting room setting.

Particularly favoured by a well known North American company that specialises in renewals.
Hey we just had a huddle and Matt told me we were getting a SPIV worth £8k to spend on a team holiday and that he could argue the case that we hit all CPT's.
by randyjizzard January 04, 2018

Mug icon
Buy a Huddle mug!
Zbm
Shorthand for zero bullshit mode
We worked on the paper all day long and I wanted to bang her but she was in zbm, it was impossible.
by UrbandicCTR July 19, 2017

Mug icon
Buy a Zbm mug!