#boner

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to get an excessively large erection very suddenly.
*Samantha walks past*
Mario: Damn.

Alex: Did you pop a fatty?
by professor finessor June 02, 2017

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An incomplete erection; often characterized by the partial flaccidity of one's penis. "Loiner" comes from the itching or burning sensation experienced in one's loins during a loiner.
I was so excited to have sex with Shea until I realized he could only pull off a loiner.
by stacys__mom September 03, 2016

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COCK IS BIG AND BONERS ARE BIGGER
OMG I wish I could fuck Casey right now!
by InTacosWeTrust October 17, 2017

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a fancy and more respectable word for “boner”
Girl you are looking so good you’ve given me a grandrising.
by edithjefferson May 31, 2018

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A swimming pool with Gay guys in it.
That pool over there has boner water in it.
by CM 2.0 May 14, 2017

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1) When a man encounters a beautiful woman (Or man, if that's your thing), he gives her a raise of his third leg in honor of her beauty.

2) A salute from downstairs.
"Hey, Steve. Do you have a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Neither, Rick. I just saw thing hot girl, and I had to give her a pants salute."
by Jeriphro November 04, 2016

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