#bellend

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Talking your post coital, cum or shit covered penis bellend and pressing/stamping it agains her cheeks, forehead or buttocks.
I gave several bell stamps on Rachel’s butt cheeks after anal sex. Love them brown polka dots.

I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.
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by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018

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The glans penis. The tip of the human erection.
Gentry: Why are you walking so funny?
Ron: I smashed my bouber between the seat and rim of my toilet.
Gentry: Dude, what the fuck.
by ronbeing December 05, 2018

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Usually a massive bellend with an ego the size of the Titanic.
''Look at that Wezley over there, he loves himself off''
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by MaryLouLou November 09, 2017

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