#ass

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Livingston high school isn't as diverse as they say, it's mostly just Asians, Jews and everything in between. Most of them stick together in their own group and become this isolated ball. But one of the ways that people get together is through SEX . i'm not saying that every girls is a thot, i'm just saying that 90 percent are thots. LHS thots tend to go 1 of 2 ways when it comes to clothing, either wear skintight pants that are 6 sizes too small and stick your ass out abnormally or wear about 20 percent clothing where your ass is hanging out (underwear is optional) and if we didn't see enough of you from behind we also have to deal with the 950 snapchat stories about your dog or you making idiotic poses with your tongue hanging out. but LHS girls can't be LHS girls without BLOWJOBS, things that are given out like pamphlets in New York. for them, it seems like chlamydia is a culture and not a disease

But what about guys, well its pretty divided, you're either a jock, a geek, a loner or a prick (with exceptions). There are a lot of guys out there who play sports A LOT and that's not a problem at all, but when you become a complete douchebag about it then its annoying to everyone else. But most of all, certain guys like to emphasize the size of their dick with a passion, for example making jokes like, "my dick is bigger than your future". In this school especially, there is an abundance of fuckboi haircuts and most of them feel the need to fondle their hair every 3 minutes.
"hey man"
"Yea"
"4'o clock, her pants arent even covering 50 percent of her ass"
"wow"
(starts jerking off in class)
"i heard she fucked (insert 7 stereotypical jewish last names)"
"i heard she got chlamydia"
(fapping intensifies)
(pulls out a blunt and smokes in front of teacher)
couldn't give the slightest fraction of a fuck
but still represents livingston high school
by the cringey meme kid September 25, 2017

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A crappy School that a bunch of lame ass white kids go to
You go to MOJH?
by mount ogden September 20, 2018

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When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2016

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A person who is known for coming in clutch, or a person who has come in clutch in the current situation.
Damn yo, thanks for sending me that homework last minute. You a clutch dog, homey.
by Sir Benis Bepidus March 13, 2018

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When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2016

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A dumbass hoe who loves licking the soles of fucking converse! Like seriously, he's just a little asshole who will steal your credit card info. If you ever see him, slap the fucking shit out of his little ugly, hairy, and disgusting ass.
Jimmy: Damn, that dude just whipped my ass
Carl: Well, I would bet that an aaryan has done that!
Aaryan: Shut the fuck up you Mexican immigrants
by Utsiawer June 11, 2018

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A big fat fucking spliff.
Yo big man, send me the zubsta you bitch
by CdotBigz November 11, 2018

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