#ass

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Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.
For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.
by CecilRoy February 14, 2018

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When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2016

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When someone holds you captive in their asshole
Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off
by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018

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A sext female girl. Who's sometimes a bitch but can slay with her body. She likes to show off her elegance and she's sometimes a good friend. But she's hella lit. And also a bad ass

She's smart too
1. Damn Laudiva you killing it
2. Laudiva is such a botch
3. Laudiva is lit
4. Laudiva has good handwriting.
by Okainey April 19, 2018

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The act of swirling your dick in a circular motion in a bitches ass then ejaculating in said ass.
My girlfriend wanted to try something, new so I gave her a cosmic doughnut.
by Earthborn Zeus March 18, 2017

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When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2016

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This is when the leftover bbq sauce from a take out order is use to cover the anus in and around it. Then one bbq loving individual eats the bbq covered buttocks!
Lonnie and Megan made a backyard bbq pit with all the leftover sauce from there dinner!
by Redraw28 May 08, 2017

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