Online Crack
Games like "Everquest", (also known as never-sex) pale in comparison. Games like "Halo" can be played on this program.
Outlet for nerds to make themselves feel better by becoming self-proclaimed 1337 }-{@x0rZ.
Also a rather effective form of birth control.
And a way to ensure that your kid has something to do other than drugs.
"Heya Billy! I just hooked up your XB Connect!"
"Yeah! now I can get really stoned and play Halo all day!"
"Hmm this didn't work out the way I planned..."

Hot Girl: "hey baby, let's go bang..."
Dan: "I don't need you, i got my X box controller and my gunner seat. Vibrate: *waves hand* Gooooood" (Camp Chaos)
by ChapMelf April 16, 2004
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