world blind 

Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.

Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*

Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...

Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.

world blind by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017

Word Blind 

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".

Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind

Word Blind by chalhoubmark August 9, 2016

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth 

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth by nepvll March 12, 2023