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wood trolling 

Conservative rednecks roaming through the neighborhood looking for wood (cut down tree, curb side wood) for wood stove. They do this not to save the environment but to avoid paying fuel taxes and to obtain a nearly free way to heat home for winter. They can be recognized by large pick’m up truck going up and down the street with gadsden bumper sticker or flag, usually a chain saw in bed or towing a wood splitter, do not engage as they are heavily armed.
Hey boy, get the shot gun and hook up the splitter, we a-going wood trolling!
wood trolling by MrPlankton May 4, 2009
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Trolling His/Her Wood 

To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz
Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!

Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!

Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?

Ben: That is your name isn't it?

Robert: No, it's Robert!

Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!

Trolling His/Her Wood 

To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.

Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!

Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!

Benson: Hey Renaldo!

Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!

Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!

Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!

Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026