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When a human's girth prohibits them from reaching their butthole using the tried and true "around the back" method, they are instead forced to, first acknowledge their depravity and lack of humanity, second, reach backward between their legs and wipe away the shit using a "hook up" motion, leaving a secret skidmark. a female may experience messiness around the labia, usually leading to yeast infections and herpes. Males get shit all over the rear of their testicles See:Sack-o-berries.
Dude I went down on this fat bitch at the Team Hancock party. And a horrid odor reached my nose long before it hit her clit. I found the source of this to be a Secret Skidmark left behind by a wipe forward. I should have know because she was pushing three hundred, she probally made the switch around 180 so there was a browning of the sknin. I lost all Drive to Dive and left.
WE at Team Hancock believe this is foul act is responsible for the fat people musk......don't tell me you don't know what i'm talkin about
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
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