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Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.
Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.
by Lil pierre November 27, 2015
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The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned
by Lil pierre December 04, 2015
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