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A person who will do absolutely anything to get attention.
Etymology:
a combination of the words "vuvuzela" (horn blown during the Soccer World Cup 2010 in South Africa as a sign of support or just for the mere pleasure of making a senseless noise to get attention) and "prostitute".
Sarah Palin was being such a vuvustitute - her last speech was all noise and offered nothing of substance!

He vuvustituted himself by streaking during the soccer match.
by helevy June 29, 2010
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