1)Breasts that are so obnoxiously large that they disturb heterosexual men.

2)Breasts so large that they start to bypass the English alphabet and start to transition into the Greek
"Hey dude, did you see those nasty volcanitits? they were all veiny and gross." "It looked like they would erupt any second!"
by raikun12 October 15, 2009
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