virtuistic

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most emphatically not a real word.

Nevertheless, fake adjective.

1. It has sprung up from the mispelling and incorrect pronounciation of virtuosic, and is generally used when dealing with musicians.

2. Sometimes it's also used to describe a person who is very virtuous.

1. That guy is a virtuistic sax player.

2. That girl is so virtuistic she should just become a nun and get it over with.

virtuistic by wordinista January 2, 2006

Words you can keep

virtusexual

when homies or girlfriends are sexually attracted to each other in virtual reality. they link up to have sex.

Anthony Macky: “so are we gay?”
Andrew Scott should’ve answered: “nah bro, we just virtusexual”

virtusexual by iggibo June 10, 2019

virtuasexual

the feeling of a sexual attraction to a virtual or nonreal character or personas such as an anime character or a YouTuber.

Yeah, I identify as a lesbian and a Virtuasexual.

virtuasexual by SLAPMYASSLIKETHEDRUM December 1, 2020

Virtuasexual

A sexual desire and affinity for electronic devices

"Bro, being virtuasexual is the most convenient shit ever. I uploaded a picture of Margot Robbie last night and I fucked the living shit out of my phone"

Virtuasexual by anonymous December 21, 2023

Virtuism

A philosophy based around the idea of unifying ancient teachings, philosophies, and religions to bring forth unity for humanity.

I follow Virtuism to bring forth a pure vessel for God to work through.

Virtuism by Virtuism Linds March 27, 2024

virtualsex

It's where jellify has e sex with miss circle in virtual reality

My friend had virtualsex

virtualsex by Mikulover69 March 9, 2025

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026