Up the punks

Don't know what the other gaytards defining this ancient battle cry are on about. "UP THE PöNX!" is how punks give themselves big ups, as the hippity hoppers say. "Big ups!" "Up the punks!" Get it? "Up the..." is a sorta antiquated British way of saying "Viva! " or "Three Cheers for" or "Hey! We're special! Good for us."
"My true friend and brother in arms! I am grateful for your friendship. Let us drink to the memory of better times and hope for the future! May we stay forever free and never succumb to the dehumanizing horror those who control society perpetrate against us! Let us drink drink drink till it's running out our ears! Til the pubs run out of beers!"
"Here here!"

"Huzzah!"
(Cheers erupt, an exuberant clattering of bottles and cans)
"Up the punks!"
"Alright, you're in. Now let's go smash things up!"
"Yay!"
by PönX rule ok November 11, 2019
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