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the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp
by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011
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