A gay man who is born from the unholy sex of 2 trannies. He spends his whole life wishing to suck the largest dick due to the size of his micro penis.
He eats rice with every meal possible in order to symbolize his penis.
Nicknames include Umpig, umpog, umlepuggle, Umi, Umi Zumi, Zumi, etc...
He eats rice with every meal possible in order to symbolize his penis.
Nicknames include Umpig, umpog, umlepuggle, Umi, Umi Zumi, Zumi, etc...
John: hey Umi Zumi, what's up.
Umipig: hey do you want to have sex?
John: not with your millimeter peter.
Umipig: *eats rice in his shitty manual*
Umipig: hey do you want to have sex?
John: not with your millimeter peter.
Umipig: *eats rice in his shitty manual*
by Shitfister69 March 17, 2018
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