u/b/er-tard

a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!

u/b/er-tard by wow.... February 19, 2009

Uber Beiber Tard 

Any person who purposely listens to music by or styles their hair like the Uber Tard Justin Beiber.

While visitng my nieces and nephews I noticed they had posters of Justin Beiber hanging in their rooms, after I puked a little bit in my mouth, I proclaimed them Uber Beiber Tards.

Uber Beiber Tard by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

uber-tarded 

Retarded to the max. Of/or being retarded alot or extremely.

n00b: where do i get gold from?

pr0: are u like uber-tarded? just go kill something.

uber-tarded by qwerty1337asdf March 20, 2008