Twirl a cane

To follow a fat person through a crowd, particularly on a crowded dance floor.

Josh: "How do you move through the crowd so well?"

Forrest: "Dude, I was twirling a cane behind that fat chick over there."

Or

Forrest: "Quick, Josh! Let's twirl a cane before this fat guy moves along!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011