turtle pecker

A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.

I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!

turtle pecker by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

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turtlenecker

A turtlenecker is an individual who purposefully looks at another's genitals in a public restroom.

Stop looking at my dick, you dirty old turtlenecker!

turtlenecker by KungFooBar November 13, 2011

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