turkey titts

The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.

"Holy shit Andrew has huge turkey titts". "How's it hanging turkey titts".

turkey titts by Gdubb April 14, 2014

turkey tits 

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.

"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."

turkey tits by WillHigh April 17, 2008

Turkey tits 

Huge sloppy boobs that r to large to handle

Ya moms got turkey tits

Turkey tits by Squally police February 20, 2015

turkey tits 

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

turkey tits by ryan November 19, 2003

turkey tits 

Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.

"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"

turkey tits by fingers November 11, 2004

Turkey Tits 

Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.

Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.

Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.

"Man, did you see that bitch's Turkey Tits??"
"Yeah breh, talk about a turn off!"

Turkey Tits by Emica2235 May 7, 2009

Turkey Tits 

The phenomenon of breasts growing during "turkey-eating" holidays, due to excessive consumption of turkey and other holiday dishes. Also occurs in the hind-region and is known as "turkey tush". This usually wears off a few weeks after the holiday.

Person A : Damn, her rack is amazing. What happened?
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.

Turkey Tits by LDH92 January 21, 2009