turd jockey

One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.

"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"

by R.L. Allen September 10, 2007

turdjocky

sticking your cock up the ass of someone
who needs a shit.

A man has a bit of anal and pokes a turd with his cock and keeps on going, riding the turd =TURDJOCKY

by numblfuntkins October 9, 2003